Hi guys! i'm hereeee!! hahahahaha baru sadar banyak yang tanya tentang 'Seperti apa orang orang in your country' di ask fm! well ini memang gak penting tapi lucu sih hahahahaha diantaranya jakartans... want to know more ? lets scrolll !!!! :D
Nih ya orang orang di indonesia khususnya jakarta tuh gini ekhem..*kibas poni* *gapunya poni*
Naik mobil ketabrak
Naik motor keserempet
Naik kereta gangguan, kalo gak gangguan kena longsor -_-
Naik sepeda kelamaan
Naik pesawat jatoh/hilang/nyebur laut
Naik kapal tenggelem
Naik angkot dicopet
Naik busway dilecehin adoh
Jalan kaki pun masih bisa ditabrak xenia... Wow how funny?
kalo anak muda di jakarta gini
"malem asot cuy!"
"fable yuk"
"gue di GI man, sini lu cupu!"
"Sore PI gak ?"
"gue di PIM lu kesini"
"cabut ga ?"
"Bali yuk!"
•and thenn..
*wearing short pants*
"WEEY CABE WEY ADA CABE" fuck it
*wearing bikini*
"AHELAAH JABLAAAYYY" weeeyyy googling plsss adohh
*wearing hijab*
"SOK ALIM NAJIS"
Wow..
•If u know pocong mumun yang matanya merah mimin yang matanya ijo and then jepri. Lmao! :v
•irregular verb in indonesia:
V1: Kali
V2: Keles
V3: Keleus
Lmao!
•*libur panjang*
Teacher: belajar di rumah ya anak anak
[instead: HOLIDAAAAYYSS]
•Orang orang munafiks everywhere
"Socmed Means what? Lets read!"
Alayers live in facebook
Famous teenagers live in askfm
Show of peoples live in path. Ok ikr
•kurikulum 2013 is so so so anoyyyingg ZzzzzzZzz 11 grade start's UN!
•rurabasa in indonesia:
"Mas.. Aqua satu yaaaa"
Entah lo bakalan dikasi aguaria/ades/prima/cheers/aqua/indomaret's aqua/or apaan. Pasti lo bakalan nerima. Bc itu semua gue anggep aqua500k
•kuis kebangsaan hadiah tablet HAHA ifyouknowwhatimean
•Alayers alwayssss spamming my timeline in twitter with retweet's frm @viccent22 or maybe @dwitasaridwita or @tweetnesian @tweetramalan or whatevaaahHHH lmao!!
•adek kelas ada yang cantik ekhem *bcos labrak is too mainstream* nono jkjk
•"TUKANG BUBUR NAIK HAJI" NOW IS 1400episode
and CINTA FITRI IS 7SEASON
•*mau selfie*
*ada mas mas ngelirik sinis*
*gajadi selfie*
•ask.fm as judge.fm/penyaluranpendapat.fm/soktau.fm
•Peoples pronounce niall like "niyal" harry like "heri" louis "luis" zayn like "zain" liam lyke "liyam" oooo shut up guysssss!
•i hate sinetron indonesia, bcos is too lebay. Mau ketabrak tereak semenit, ditolongin jatoh disemak semak dan gajadi matinya....
Many Black Berry Messengger users
•*received a new broadcast*
"SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL UR CONTACTS, OR YOUR MOM WILL DEAD IN 5 SECONDS" 1...2.....3... 4...5...) MAMAAAAHHH-----APAAAAANNNN?!!
Hahaha im laughing so hard tbh!!! HELL!! :v
•uda 99%move on
Disapa adoohh jadi 97%
Bbm an lagi jadi 90%
Sok sok perhatian lagi jadi 60%
DI FLASHBACK IN JADI 30%
Di ajak balikan GAGAL MOVEON!!
•pacaran cuman buat status bio oh how cute bitch???
Ok so sorry really my grammar is sucks.
Dont judge, this is my opinions. BYE! luv u 
